Fight scenes, comedy - all are insignificant to me at a personal level. — Vikram Bhatt Copy Share Image
That's one of the things about comedy - I think it works best when it's contextualized, as opposed to kind of an… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
“Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the… — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
A man is a king, a king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches, still think ur a man? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Liberty, like chastity, once lost, can never be regained in its original purity. — Josh Billings Copy Share Image
“isn't telling a girl you just loooooove eating horsemeat one step away from saying you haven't lived 'til you've eaten puppy skewers?” — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Anyone can have a bad night and anyone can have a bad attempt at comedy. — Elizabeth May Copy Share Image
“I dry heaved, forcing myself to try and not chuck up my guts. I had been f**ked by an insect man.” — Mark Alders Copy Share Image
“I really don’t know what to think, Mr Holmes,’ Lestrade muttered. ‘Well, that’s nothing new.” — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
“Today someone asked me if that old stereotype about hot-headed Italians is true. I answered this way: About 2,000 years ago, there… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Waking up each day, is like you are in the Basketball Court dribbling the ball, its up to you.. If you wan't… — Xing Copy Share Image
“I've often wondered why Nature, widely publicized being infinite in its wisdom, should have made the grave mistake of creating redheads, always… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“Never give up the freeness of your soul. Live your duty to mankind, nurture creatures of this world as a true mother… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Surprisingly, I felt no anger towards him. He was just Man. Man in his basic, rudimentary state, easily moved by powerful emotions… — Helon Habila Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm just one person with one experience, so really on 'Question Time' and in my comedy day job I just say: 'Hello,… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
It's a lot of work and I also feel like I've done it. I miss comedy. And I also think that, from… — Adam Arkin Copy Share Image
“I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.” — M.D. Saperstein Copy Share Image
“I don't fear death--I fear dying before I've read Dickens end to end.” — Amy Elizabeth Smith Copy Share Image
The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say. — Charles Stross Copy Share Image