“I was planning on procrastinating today . . . but never got around to it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Planning Copy Share Image
“Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Inspiration Copy Share Image
“Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Books Copy Share Image
“Ask for my trust before it's been earned and you've already lost it.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have… — Quentin R. Bufogle Higher standards Copy Share Image
“If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Politicians Copy Share Image
“A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my… — Quentin R. Bufogle Fame Copy Share Image
“Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Gratitude Copy Share Image
“After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).” — Quentin R. Bufogle Abortion Copy Share Image
“Today someone asked me if that old stereotype about hot-headed Italians is true. I answered this way: About 2,000 years ago, there… — Quentin R. Bufogle Humor Copy Share Image
“People ask what's up with this writing business? What do I hope to accomplish? I tell 'em I'm just a brick mason;… — Quentin R. Bufogle Business Copy Share Image
“If there's no honor among thieves, only a colossal idiot (or fellow thief) would suggest using the honor system to regulate big… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“As with most things, my approach to writing has been entirely ass-backwards. I first had to become everything but a writer --… — Quentin R. Bufogle Writer Copy Share Image
“I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off… — Quentin R. Bufogle Humor Copy Share Image
“If you're a CEO of Big Pharma who raises the price of a life-saving drug 600%, it's not competition you lack, it's… — Quentin R. Bufogle Ceos Copy Share Image
“If Heaven actually exists, I don't need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“It's a random universe. Shit happens. Good people get stage 4 cancer and dipshits win the lottery. There is no justice. Everything… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“Our love affair with guns has nothing to do with tyranny, or militias, or self-preservation. Just ask any NRA member the following:… — Quentin R. Bufogle Amendment Copy Share Image
“I want an avowed atheist in the White House. When time comes to push that button, I want whoever's making the decision… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“Writing is the dragon that lives underneath my floorboards. The one I incessantly feed for fear it may turn and devour my… — Quentin R. Bufogle Fear Copy Share Image
“MY ASS IS WORTH MORE THAN YOUR INCONVENIENCE ... that's my response to anyone opposed to universal background checks. If Ted Nugent… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“Forget the National Debt Clock. We need an electronic billboard to track all the daily shootings in this country. I'm really sick… — Quentin R. Bufogle Amendment Copy Share Image
“And so once again peace reigned in his kitchen cabinet. The voices he'd been hearing as he lie in bed stopped. His… — Quentin R. Bufogle Peace Copy Share Image
“Religious freedom doesn't include the freedom to disregard the law and restrict another's freedom to believe and act differently. No one's forcing… — Quentin R. Bufogle Atheism Copy Share Image
“Chester watched it shining clearly above the picnic grounds. Soon an astronaut would step down off the LEM of Apollo 11 and… — Quentin R. Bufogle Copy Share Image
“I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.” — Quentin R. Bufogle God Copy Share Image
“Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.” — Quentin R. Bufogle Dating Copy Share Image
“Packy watched her walk away, her perfect heart-shaped rear end testing the confines of her tight black dress. There was a God.… — Quentin R. Bufogle Flamingo Copy Share Image
