“When George is hanged, Harris wil be the worst packer in this world” — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor. — Damon Wayans Copy Share Image
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
In the beginning of my career, all I did was drama, and I couldn't get arrested doing comedy; nobody would hire me! — Tisha Campbell-Martin Copy Share Image
“Never judge or discourage anyone who makes continued progress,no matter how show nature does not hurry,yet everything is accomplished” — anonumous Copy Share Image
“Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum… — Bill Myers Copy Share Image
I love a lot of comedy actors and actresses like Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey and all those women who are really… — Saoirse Ronan Copy Share Image
“Patience is a virtue and the best things in life are worth waiting for.” — Julie Spira Copy Share Image
“You know what happens when you get out of the Marine Corps," Person continues. "you get you brains back.” — Evan Wright Copy Share Image
“Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.” — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“He sighed and opened the black box and took out his rings and slipped them on. Another box held a set of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
'Stree' is a horror comedy in which a bridal ghost who is back in town to take revenge from men, she is… — Rajkummar Rao Copy Share Image
You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage… — Penelope Wilton Copy Share Image
“Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)" I thinks she's going to break my heart" On arrival of the girl" The flannel… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Isn't that thing a little unsanitary for the workplace?" I pointed to his lip ring. "I assure you that my lip ring… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“If asked for an opinion we’ll say what we think. And by “what we think” I mean the answer that comes to… — Aaron Blaylock Copy Share Image
“Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
“Laughter clears the atmosphere and it gives liberty to every soul.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?” — Sherley Mondesir-Prescott Copy Share Image
