I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature — George Harrison Copy Share Image
“To help a friend is really good. To help yourself is also really good. To help a stranger is the very best.” — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
There are few doors through which liberality, joined with good humor, cannot find its way. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
“More guns! Weren't they supposed to just use bully clubs in England? Where had she been getting her information?” — Shannon Hale Copy Share Image
“Without problems solutions don't exist,if they do exist then they are useless” — Themba Alex Khumalo Copy Share Image
“What part did she give you?" Zoe asked her mother. "Mary, the mother of God." "Talk about miscasting," Nelia said.” — Pamela Todd Copy Share Image
“There was a bird whistle as Polly neared the hiding place. She identified this one as the sound of the Very Bad… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nice dress,” Victoria said. “Thank you,” Perpetua said. “Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?” Victoria blinked. “Uh, what?” — Benjamin R. Smith Copy Share Image
I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
When you're coming up with your philosophy and approach to performing comedy, you take special note of the things you disagree with… — Andy Daly Copy Share Image
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh. The city of… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
He who drinks a tumbler of London water has literally in his stomach more animated beings than there are men, women, and… — Sydney Smith Copy Share Image
“I should think he must be rather a dressy man for his time of life. Such a number of looking-glasses! Oh Lord!… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“It was funny how none of her classes in library science had prepared her for this sort of thing, dead bodies, staff… — Jen McKinlay Copy Share Image
“Just a month after the completion of the Declaration of Independence, at a time when he delegates might have been expected to… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
