I smile because you're my sister. I laugh because you can't do nothing about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A fashion faux pas is what happens when you're not confident with yourself. — Loulou de la Falaise Copy Share Image
“We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell.” — Dakota Dawn Copy Share Image
I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one. — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
“Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was… — Alycia Linwood Copy Share Image
It's funny because all through the '80s I didn't do TV and movies very much. I prided myself that I was making… — Charles Kimbrough Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
Okayy, I feel like I'm blowing up your newsfeed with things from my summer bucket list. Sorry! I'm done for now:P hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Funny enough, apart from when I was at school, I've always gone out with younger men - I was even married briefly… — Arlene Phillips Copy Share Image
I think I might vote for Barack Obama. Because I live in New York City and have been giving black guys change… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
For me personally, being a comedian is having funny ideas and saying them: it's not just saying them. I need the complete… — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
If you dont know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else. — Yogi Berra Copy Share Image
I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages. — Casey Wilson Copy Share Image
I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure! — Desmond Fouche Copy Share Image
We are far more effective on the inside looking out than the outside looking in. — Helen Lynch Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Perfection of means and confusion of ends seem to characterize our age. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you last night... shortly after I woke up screaming in terror.” — Amy Summers Copy Share Image
We can rationalize anything and easily quit on ourselves. Leadership is refusing to quit on others. — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
I typed married but it was auto-corrected to martyred. Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
But now the shots began—not many, but one shot is a fusillade if there have been no shots before. — James Blish Copy Share Image
I know for sure that's what we're here to do: Keep the joy thing going for all seasons. — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It's in the lease. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. — Gena Showalter Copy Share Image
“We broke up in eighth grade when Tara-Mae Forrester offered to let me touch her boobs. And I did.” — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Serious things cannot be understood without laughable things, nor opposites at all without opposites. — Plato Copy Share Image
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I f u feel like doing some work, sit down n relax till that feeling goes away!!! — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
