Funny SMS / Text Messages

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola "ZINDAB BAAD!!"

Farq to para hai, GEO Musharraf

20 saal pehle "Candle light Dinner"
sirf ameer loag kar sakte thay
magar ab pooray mulk ki
awam ko ye sahulat mayassar hai.
Farq to para hai.GEO Musharraf

Boy: Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?

Boy:Tum mujh se shadi kro gi?
Girl:Nahi
Boy:Laikin Q?
Girl:Meray ghar walay nhi manain gay
Boy:Ghar main kon kon hay?
Girl:1 Husband aor 3 bachay

Agar dada ashiq na hota

Taj mahal dekh ker bola shah jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar dada ashiq na hota...:p

Abhi to sirf plot kharida hay

1 makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
"Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey"

Pehli makhi boli:
"Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai"

Warid menu mein khushamdeed

Warid menu mein khushamdeed
Rishte k liye 1 dabain,
Mangni k liye 2 dabain,
Shadi k liye 3 dabain,

or

DOSRI SHADI k lye
PEHLI wali ka gala dabain...

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,

Wah wah..!!

Irshad Irshaad..!!

Hum doston ko bohut buri saza dete hain,
Joota nahin maartay,
bus
Moza sungha dete hain...

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?

1 SMS ki qeemat tum kia jano kanjus babu?
sb SMS k sir ka taj hota hay mera 1 sms,
sub k Mob ki shan hota hay mera 1SMS,
Hr kisi k inbox ka khuwab hota hay mera 1 SMS...

Sare gawahon aur bayanat

Sare gawahon aur bayanat ko
mad-e-nazar rakhte howay
ye adalt,
dafa 420 k tahet
$m$ parhne wale ko
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
"MEMON" Qarar deti hai.

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha

Maha ko dieting ka shoq tha
mamal e ae Sufi
sufi pe atmad jo tha
subah hoi to na SUFI tha na MAHA
3 sal baad maha mili
sath Habib or Sultan bhi thay
Dekha sufi ka kamal.

Uff mere sms k dewane log

*GRP MSG* a#
is*& @le$$
=not/i/2nd
# and$lut&
Le$$8th@t
/i/@ndPo$t&nB@L#

Uff mere sms k dewane log.
Kuch bhi bhejo parhne lag jate hain:)

kis kis ko sms karon

Is dil main taranay bohat hain,
Zindagi main bahane bohut hain,

Kis kis ko "sms" karon,
Is NAA.CHEEZ k deewane bohut hain