(19 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
Loading...Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn't lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
(17 votes, average: 3.41 out of 5)Loading...Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?
(21 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)Loading...Life is
a dream for the wise,
a game for the fool,
a comedy for the rich,
a tragedy for the poor.
(41 votes, average: 4.12 out of 5)Loading...Always Be Like A Baby
Because The Baby Does not know
About its Past As Well its Future
But He Enjoys Every Second of His Life.....!!!
(22 votes, average: 4.27 out of 5)Loading...Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
(37 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)Loading...Best Advice
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"Ignore Advices "
Life is too short to be
distracted by the opinions of others...
live it the way you want..!
(26 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)Loading...A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
(38 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5)Loading...People change for 2 reasons:
1-They have learned a lot,
or
they have been hurt too many times.
(15 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken.
Call the manager!
Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.
(33 votes, average: 3.94 out of 5)Loading...Interesting research about all blood groups
A+ : Good Leadership
A- : Hard Working
B+ : Can give up [sacrifice] for others.
B- : Non - flexible, Selfish & Sadistic
O+ : Born to Help
O- : Narrow minded
AB+ : Very Difficult to Understand
AB- : Sharp & INtelligent.
(19 votes, average: 4.37 out of 5)Loading...Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?
(17 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading..."Miss me" or "Hate me",
Both are in my favour.
If you miss me,I 'm always in your heart.
If you hate me,I'll always be in your mind.