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Golden words

Golden words
kabhi “zindagee‚
me kisi k “pyar‚
mai mat “rona‚
Q k wo tumhare “ansuon‚
k “qabil‚ nahe hoga
or “wo‚ jo is “qabil‚ hoga,
wo tumhe kabhi “rone‚ nahi dega.

Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

Vacancy available

Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)

To Applu..
Send a sweet SMS

Best for those who understand me

I never prove to be
good enough for every one..!

But

I'M the Best for them,
who understand me !!

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That's business...!!

Plan ur Future in Advance

Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life!

Give me a pocket full of money

Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of girls.

God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p

Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun

Some Flowers Grow Best in the Sun,
Others do well in Shadow.
God Knows What is Best For us
& Puts us Where We Grow Best.

That is not my dog.

Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
Man 2 sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.

Your voice is like JAZZ.. Aur sunao..

Your face is like UFONE..it's all about u
Your voice is like JAZZ.. Aur sunao..
Your friendship is like TELENOR..Ab chaho kuch barh k
Your love is like PAKTEL.. Q k Dil To Aik Hai.

There is "lie" in believe ....

There is "lie" in believe
"over" in lover
"end" in friend
"Us" in trust
"ex" in next
and "if" in life.