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We were using duplicate key
Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key
- Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone
- When do you want to start?
- Chances of my recovering?
- A child after 3 month of marriage
- Sardar on phone:
- Sardar Joined a new job
- Doctor suggested full body Xray
- Your husband needs rest
- Good / bad news after wife accident
- You will die within 2 hours
- Reports got mixed up
- A cute little smile 4 breakfast
- Proverb is not a proverb to u
- How long will you be special to me?
- Funny SEO Question & Answer by Wife & Husband
- Medical term for lazy
- How long shall we be friends?
- Be a millionare within few months
- New Year Blessing Text
- Thought of long life
- Cant lie till Z
- When I came home in the rain
- Forget about it!!
- I can go days without talking to you,
- You seek guidance from Allah
- Wonderful confession by a girl & amazing reply
- A junior needs a name
- Monkeys play football
- Future plans of childrens
- U and ur feelings
- I miss you since you left
- Don't expect too much of Christmas Day
- My heart says that you like me
Nobody is right till somebody is wrong... Nobody is weak till somebody is strong... Nobody is lucky till love comes along... Nobody is lonely till somebody is gone. Missing U!
Boss:I will give you Rs.25 an hour starting today and in 3 months, I will raise it to Rs.50 an hour. When do you want to start? New employee:In 3 months.
Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked "what you did till evening?" Sardar :"Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright"
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai, Doctor suggested full body Xray when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
Doctor:Madam, your husband needs rest and pease so here are some sleeping pills. Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him? Doctor:They are for you.!!
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
Doctor: sorry , reports got mixed up. We don't know if your wife has AIDS or Asthma! husband: What should i do now? Doctor - Send her 4 jogging, if she returns, don't sleep with her!
Doctor's prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Nothing Ever Becomes Real Till It Is Experienced... Even a Proverb isn't a Proverb to You.. Till Your Life Has Illustrated it..! :-)
How long will you be special to me? As long as the stars twinkle in the sky, As long as angels are there up high, Till the ocean run dry and till the day i die.
Question: What did an SEO husband say to his wife after delivery of their twins? Answer: For the first time I am happy with duplicate content.
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]
How long shall we be friends? Do you want a clue? As long as stars twinkle in the sky, till the water runs dry and till the day I die. We will be friends.
Repeat these lines at least 2 hours everyday after Namaz outside the mosque & u will b a millionare within few Months. "Allah k naam par dey de baba"
There Is So Much I Have Emulated From You In The Past Years. You Make My Life So Much Easier As You Create And I Duplicate. I Cannot Imagine Another Year Without You, Be Blessed This New Year.
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
A : u r Active B : u r Best C : u r Cute D : u r my Dearest E : u r Excelant F : u r alwayz First G : u r Great Sorry cant lie till Z...
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
I can go days without talking to you, Months without seeing you, But not a second goes by that I don't think about you. Miss you...!
Things aren't always as they seem. Umm-e-moosa was told to throw her son in the river Hazrat yusuf (a.s) was left to die in a well. Hazrat maryam delivered a child alone. Hazrat yunus (a.s) was swallowed by a fish Hazrat ibrahim (a.s) was thrown in the fire. Yet look at how it turned out […]
Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]
Love is a gamble, Sex is a game, Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame, 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Future plans of childrens: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot. Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor. Bina: I want 2 b a good mother. Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
You And Your Feelings Are Important To Your Friends Till They Are Single
I=Its Just Been Days Since You Left M=Months And Ages It Feels I=It Isnt Easy You Know S=Smiles And Laughs That We Shared S=Solitude Is Not What I Wanted Y=Your Presence, Irreplaceable O=Of All The Words I Can Say U=Understand These The Most, That I Miss You.
Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
My heart says that you like me, My eyes says that you feel something for me, My mind says that you think of me, But till now you are quiet‚¦