Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor? Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated.The others all died.
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa? Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua? sardar:3 months. Wife: or meri shadi ko ? Sardar: 3 months Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad? Sardar:3 month. Wife: total kitne hue? Sardar: oye […]
A man received d phone from emergency room of hospital Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car accident & I've bad n good news. The bad news is, She has lost both arms n legs n will b on a respirator d rest of her life. Man: 0h my God, whats the good news? […]
The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do All the things around the House that he used to do. When the examination was Complete, He said: "now, doc, i can take It. Tell me in plain english what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain english," The doctor replied, "you're just lazy […]
When I came home in the rain, My Brother Asked: Why U Didn't take an Umbrella. Sister:(Advised) why didn't U wait till rain stopped. Father(Angrily): Warned! only after getting cold, U will realize. . Mother: while drying my Hair, said, "STUPID RAIN! couldn't it wait, till my child came home." Thats MAA (Mother)
An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, "Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write […]
Things aren't always as they seem. Umm-e-moosa was told to throw her son in the river Hazrat yusuf (a.s) was left to die in a well. Hazrat maryam delivered a child alone. Hazrat yunus (a.s) was swallowed by a fish Hazrat ibrahim (a.s) was thrown in the fire. Yet look at how it turned out […]
Wonderful confession by a girl in church and amazing reply she got She:i m in love with a boy who is far away from me I m in india and he lives in uk We met on marriage website Became friends on fb Had long chats on whatsapp Proposed each other on skype N now […]
I=Its Just Been Days Since You Left M=Months And Ages It Feels I=It Isnt Easy You Know S=Smiles And Laughs That We Shared S=Solitude Is Not What I Wanted Y=Your Presence, Irreplaceable O=Of All The Words I Can Say U=Understand These The Most, That I Miss You.