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Doctor suggested full body Xray
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in "Ungli"
- Every body loves you
- A festival full of sweet childhood memories
- Dead body cycling to school
- What is the full form of singh
- He came at night, explored my body ....
- Give me a pocket full of money
- God made us body parts for a reason
- The secret of health for both mind and body
- Any body can love a rose
- Full form of maths
- Interesting definitions of school,doctor,marriage,smile etc..
- Full form of maths.
- The full form of PAINS !
- Life is full of Blessings
- TEACHER is a full form of
- Full form of FRIENSHIP:-
- Deposited 365 days full of Love
- World is full of willing people
- Full stop is not a real end
- Empty and full pockets ...
- Being a full-time mother . . . highest salaried job
- Our life is full of Colors
- Full form of KISS MISS
- Sardar on phone:
- Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin
- Awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta
- Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai
- You will die within 2 hours
- Aaj kajal jo lagaya to bohut yaad aaya
- Mulakat ka arman bohat hai.
- Monkeys play football
- In jheel si gehri aankhoon main
- Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto
Every body loves you when you love every body. No one love you if you do not love any one. ~Author Unknown
A festival full of sweet childhood memories, sky full of fireworks, mouth full of sweets, house full of diyas and heart full of joy. Wishing you all a very happy Diwali!
Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together. I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body. Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)
What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, . . . BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Boy 2 God: Give me a pocket full of money, A job & a big vehicle full of girls. God replied:your wish is fullfilled & He became a bus conductor of karachi university point.:p
God made us body parts for a reason. Eyes : to look at you Hands : to pray for you Mind : to remember you Heart : to miss you and... Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!
The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for the past, not to worry about the future, nor to anticipate troubles, but to live in the present moment wisely and earnestly. (Buddha)
Any body can love a rose, but no one can love a leaf that is near to the rose, Don't love some one who is beautiful but love one who makes ur life beautiful
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=students
Interesting Definitions SCHOOL; A Place where Papa Pays & Son Plays Life Insurnce; A Contract that keeps U poor all Ur life so that U can die Rich Doctor; A person who kills Ur ills by pills & kills U by bills Mariage; It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree & […]
Question:What is the full form of maths. Anwser: Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students
Whenever you get pain in your life Just think about the full form of PAINS ! Positive Attitude In Negative Situation
One Man Cried Wen He had no shoes , But he stopped crying when He saw a man without legs‚¦. Life is full of Blessings , Sum time we Dont understand it..!! !!
TEACHER is a full form of T-Talent E-Education A-Attitude C-Character H-Harmony E-Efficient R-Relation Happy Teachers Day
Full form of FRIENSHIP:- F-Fun R-Rational I-Impartial E-Emotional N-Never Ending D-Dependable S-Special H-Heart I-lnteresting P-Priceless
I opened an account 4 u at the Universal Bank of GOD's Blessings n deposited 365 days full of Love Faith n Joy! Enjoy withdrawings !
World is full of willing people Some willing to work and others like me, Willing to let them work
Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure is not the real end, It is the real beginning of success.
"Empty Pockets teaches million things in life..." But, "Full Pockets spoil's U in million ways
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love. (Mildred B. Vermont)
Our life is full of Colors I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life Happy Independence Day
DO U KNOW D FULL FORM OF KISS MISS K=KISS I=IS S=SO S=SWEET M=MISS I=IS S=SO S=SEXY THATS Y ITS TASTE IS SWEET & SEXY
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦
Apna Ehsas mar na jaye kahin Dard had se Guzar na jaye kahin Un ko dekhey hoye hoi Sadyan Un ka Chehra bikhar na jaye kahin Ab k Awaz doon to aa jana Dil Deewana Sudhar na jaye kahin Un ka Wada to hai magar Dil ko Darr hai k kafir mukar na jaye kahin […]
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai? Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Bohat hi yaad aata hai mere Dil ko tarpaata hai woh tera paas na hona bohat mujh ko rulaata hai woh mera teri aankhon k samander main uttar jaana aur teri muskurahat ke bhanwar main doobte jaana teri awaaz k sehar se na nikal paana tujh ko dekhna aur be-khudi se dekhte jaana bohat chaha […]
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die? Sardar : Yes. A good doctor.
aj khoya hua ik dost bohat yaad hai acha guzra hua waqt bohat yad aya meri aankh k her ansu pe rone wala aj jab aankh yeh roi to bohat yaad aya jo mere dard ko seene mein chupa lera tha aj jab dard hua mujhe to bohat yaad aya jo meri aankh mein kajal […]
jeene k lye dard ka samaan bohat hai, kuch roz se apna dil pareshan bohat hai, milte hain shabo-roz sabhi log hum se, aik tjh se mulakat ka arman bohat hai.
Sardar to doctor: When I sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Dr:No problem, just take this medicine b4 sleep. Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
In jheel si gehri aankhoon main ik sham kahin aabad to ho is jheel kinaray pal do pal ik khawab ka neela phool khilay wo phol baha dain lehroon main ik rooz kabhi hum sham dhalay is phol k behtay rangoon main jis waqt larazta chand chalay us waqt kahin un aankhoon main is basray […]
Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto "Dard-e-bhutto" "Dard-e-bhutto" Wo hasina wo nilam pari,, hui thi wo election main khari,, na jane kahan se goli chal pari,, hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,, Dil main hay mere ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ""Dard-e-Bhutto"" ha koi muqabla karne wala