Funny Quote by Tommy Cooper

Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fire place.

— Tommy Cooper

Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log.

— Ellen DeGeneres

I am a log, and last night I slept like a person.

— Jk

I slept in closets and on floors for a long time.

— Cree Summer

I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.

— Charles Bukowski

I was asleep, in the upstairs bedroom, in the rear of the house. There was this tremendous crash, there was a terrible wind force…

— Larry Miller

There's a log on the fire, and it burns, like me for you.

— Benjamin Dm

I slept like a baby. Every two hours, I woke up and cried.

— Tom McVie

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come.

— Rick Riordan

I lingered most about the fireplace, as the most vital part of the house.

— Henry David Thoreau

Wherever I went I felt like the last person awake in a room full of sleepers

— Tim Winton

At the time I was smoking a lot of weed and partying. I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night…

— Ashton Kutcher