Humour Quote by Kyle_noni Download Open image “I slept like a baby last night; woke up every 3 hours cryin for food.” — Kyle_noni ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hours Cryin Humour Last night Night Woke Slept Slept Like Woke Hours
I sleep like a baby every night. I wake up every three or four hours and cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I cried the first time as a newborn from hunger; since then I've had many more reasons to cry — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I'm sleeping like a baby, too. Every two hours, I wake up, screaming. — Colin Powell Copy Share Image
I still cry on waking. I'm not sure why. I feel nothing. Nothing I can name, anyway. It's like breathing - something that happens… — Mary E. Pearson Copy Share Image
I cried until my eyes swelled shut, and then I slept, a black, dreamless sleep from which I awoke amazingly refreshed, at least until… — Elizabeth Berg Copy Share Image
I cannot sleep, I cannot eat until I tell you I'm sorry. What I did wasn't right and I want to apologise. I hope… — Tiana Webb Copy Share Image
I slept like a baby the night before, because I knew that I'd win the next day. — Bernard Hinault Copy Share Image
I cry when I don't get food on time. I am not cranky but have the heart of a child. I cry and laugh… — Alia Bhatt Copy Share Image
Every night you cry yourself to sleep, thinkin' why does this happen to me??! — Brokengirl143 Copy Share Image
Crying Makes You Tired. Wow I Finally Found Out Why I Was So Tired All Of The Time — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“law that stated you didn't advertise any event you hadn't attended, any place you'd never been, or any band you didn't really listen to.” — Mhairi McFarlane Copy Share Image
To refer even in passing to unpublished or struggling authors and their problems is to put oneself at some risk, so I will say… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
“Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.” — Noelle Oxenhandler Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to… — Lyndsay Faye Copy Share Image
No woman ever yet either reasoned or acted long together consequentially; but some little thing, some love, some resentment, somepresent momentary interest, some supposed… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark. "A virgin," sputtered another. "I didn't know they still made them." "He just did.” — Larry Kramer Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“John, let me make one thing clear,” Jim said, cutting me off in his most stern, evangelical voice. “Every man is blessed with his… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Self-deprecating humour is a common form of comedy and it helps get the audience on side because you're being vulnerable. — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
