Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett

“Two uniformed trolls were standing in front of Sergeant Colon's high desk, with a slightly smaller troll between them. This troll was wearing a…

— Terry Pratchett

“Vimes hung up the tube. Trolls with a message. It was unlikely to be an invitation to a literary lunch.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I didn’t know trolls ate rock,” he said, before he could stop himself. “Why not?” “Aren’t you made of it?” “Yeah. But you’re made…

— Terry Pratchett

...the computer models are very good at solving equations of fluid dynamics but very bad at describing the real world. The real world is…

— Freeman Dyson

Where timber vegetation is ruthlessly destroyed, aridity and its sequence sterility will prevail and the hotter the climate, the more to be dreaded.

— Ferdinand von Mueller

The work of vegetation begins first in the irritability of the bark and leaf-buds.

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Experiments upon vegetation give reason to believe that light combines with certain parts of vegetables, and that the green of their leaves, and the…

— Antoine Lavoisier

“Scrubby evergreen bushes released a strong scent of resin and honey; forests of pine gave way to gentle south-facing vineyards disturbed only by the…

— Deborah Lawrenson

Wealth and vegetation go together, and that exacerbates environmental injustice. The poor bear the burden of degraded environments.

— Natalie Jeremijenko

Just as the light and weightless vegetation of saltpeter floats over the old walls of houses as soon as the owner gets careless, so…

— Federico Garcia Lorca

Her mighty lakes, like oceans of liquid silver; her mountains with their right aerial tints; her valleys, teeming with wild fertility; her tremendous cataracts,…

— Washington Irving

The Revelations is an amazing, rich material that is full of stories about angels and angels being sent down to Earth to wipe out…

— Misha Collins