Funny Quote by Scott Roeben

Prizes do not mean anything to me. I think it is more important to make a child aware of the existence of a weird…

— Hayao Miyazaki

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad,…

— Mitch Hedberg

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

— Lily Tomlin

I used to think that prizes were damaging and divisive, until I got one. And now they seem sort of meaningful and real.

— Bill Nighy

Be it jewel or toy, not the prize gives the joy, but the striving to win the prize.

— Anonymous

I used to think that prizes were damaging and divisive, until I got one, and now they seem sort of meaningful and important.

— Bill Nighy

Prizes are like butterflies, colorful butterflies that fly away. I don't believe in prizes much.

— Lina Wertmuller

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside…

— Ernest Cline

There is something so arbitrary about prizes.

— Steve Toltz

“I bought a box of animal crackers, and it said on it, ‘Do not eat if seal is broken.’ So I opened up the…

— Bathroom Readers' Institute

I just bought a great gift for my boss - a leaky ant farm.

— Milton Berle

“Some stupid fairy tale charecter. Like a cheap plastic toy you'd get get by sending in the top of a lucky charms box plus…

— Maryrose Wood