Funny Quote by Scott Roeben Download Open image “What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down.” — Scott Roeben ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sex
“A MAIN ARGUMENT of this book concerns how so many parts of American life have morphed into forms of entertainment. From 1980 to the… — Kurt Andersen Copy Share Image
What has been America's most nurturing contribution to the culture of this planet so far? Many would say jazz. I, who love jazz, will… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Often, the most enjoyable part of an activity is the anticipation. — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
People who know how to employ themselves, always find leisure moments, while those who do nothing are forever in a hurry. — Madame Roland Copy Share Image
It took me better than a quarter century to learn, the hard way, that hard work at something you want to be doing is… — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
As a working artist, I became increasingly aware of the patterns we see in the street and in America, becoming globalized in terms of… — Kehinde Wiley Copy Share Image
American music is always best when it comes from a mixture of things. — Rhiannon Giddens Copy Share Image
Cultivate the habit of thinking ahead, and of anticipating the necessary and immediate consequences of all your actions… Likewise in your pleasures, ask yourself what such and such an amusement leads to, as it is essential to have an objective in everything you do. Any pastime that contributes nothing to bodily strength or to mental alertness is a totally ridiculous,… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share
American time has stretched around the world. It has become the dominant tempo of modern history, especially of the history of Europe. — Harold Rosenberg Copy Share Image
What I'm most fascinated by is the ability of art to induce changes, but remain grounded solidly in its art practice. — Larissa Sansour Copy Share Image
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
“I'm going through an awkward stage. You know, the one between birth and death.” — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
