Funny Quote by Scott Roeben Download Open image “As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.” — Scott Roeben ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Sex
I've never thought of myself as a great beauty -- just a great magician. — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
I love amazing people. I love dazzling them. That's why I think performing magic is one of the greatest things a person can do. — Ricky Jay Copy Share Image
When the audience enjoys your performance, you feel like a magician who is doing magic. It's a great feeling! — Kailash Kher Copy Share Image
I always say that I love magic but I hate magicians. I like being fooled. If you wave your hands in front of my… — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
I have just a really strong love for people when I perform. I really do. — Gordon Lightfoot Copy Share Image
Really, more than everything, I'm excited to showcase these talents that I got around me. — Young Dolph Copy Share Image
You know, any sane magician would never reveal his method of deception. And I don't think that a sensible musician would either. — Van Dyke Parks Copy Share Image
I genuinely think that I have what it takes to be the best entertainer of my time. — Bretman Rock Copy Share Image
I always try to take performances as an opportunity to implant my spirit into the hearts and minds of anyone in a hundred-yard vicinity. — Vic Mensa Copy Share Image
Speaking purely from a musical standpoint, I think I am a great performer. — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
The world easily finds an honourable place for the magician who produces new and dazzling things. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
I'm an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you're going to really be what you say you are, you have to… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
“I'm going through an awkward stage. You know, the one between birth and death.” — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
