Funny Quote by Scott Roeben Download Open image “I was on a game show. When I lost, they gave me a lovely parting gift. It was a comb.” — Scott Roeben ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Game show Jokes
I might have been told to put a comb through my hair once or twice - by my mother! — Keren Woodward Copy Share Image
Ever since I was small I loved feeling somebody comb my hair. It made me go all sleepy & peaceful. — Sylvia Plath Copy Share Image
I was a tough kid with the jeans, the concert shirt with the flannel over it, the comb in the back pocket and the… — Cameron Diaz Copy Share Image
I played rugby for years, and I had a rugby jacket that I lost when I was 14. Somehow, my brother found it in… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I got to play a real D-bag lawyer, and comb my hair really awfully and kiss Emma Stone, so it was a really wonderful… — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
Boo was our neighbor. He gave us two soap dolls, a broken watch and chain, a pair of good-luck pennies, and our lives. — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I got to keep a clip for my hair. It had a pretty little dragonfly on it and I got to keep it — Mackenzie Foy Copy Share Image
I wore it, this careless thing you don't even remember giving to me from your bag. It wasn't a gift, this thing I'm returning.… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
They gave me away as a prize once - a Win Tony Curtis For A Weekend competition. The woman who won was disappointed. She'd… — Tony Curtis Copy Share Image
I was a show-off as a kid. I was wearing bow ties and matching coloured trousers. — Mika Copy Share Image
I have no luck with women. I once went on a date and asked the woman if she'd brought any protection. She pulled a… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
They say God has existed from the beginning of time and will exist beyond the end of time. Can you imagine trying to sit… — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
“I'm going through an awkward stage. You know, the one between birth and death.” — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
What's the most popular pastime in America? Autoeroticism, hands down. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Those prizes in Cracker Jacks are a joke. I once got a magnifying glass. It was so poorly made, ants were laughing at it. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
I once dated a girl on the track team. It didn't work out. She kept giving me the runaround. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. — Scott Roeben Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
