Humor Quote by Sara Wolf

“As I enter the small intestine I get squeezed by muscles. Its dark and the walls look like slimey crushed velvet theres pancreas juice…

— Lynda Barry

“My anus, like the inside of my nose, is something I can finger but can't examine.”

— Bia Lowe

You needed a new pancreas. The one we bought for you frees you from a dangerous dependency.” “Thanks, but I was enjoying that dependency.

— William Gibson

“I’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.”

— Jarod Kintz

“There ain’t no clean end on a turd,”

— Marc Cameron

“I went to the doctor, I went to the mountains I looked to the children, I drank from the fountain There’s more than one…

— Emily Saliers

“One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!! The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!”

— Jim Lawrence

“In health we're doing the digestive system. We each got assigned a topic for an oral report. I got the small intestine. I swear…

— Lynda Barry

“Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an ass at it!”

— Shakespeare, William

“I have acute pancreatitis." "I thought it was just average looking.”

— Melissa Bank

“You’re so full of shit, if you ever had an enema you’d evaporate into thin air.”

— Catherine Doyle

“Your fucking drunken waste god wiped snot out of his nose and that was you.”

— Stephen King