“With practice I will eventually realize my goal; in the meantime, come to Paris and you will find me, headphones plugged tight in my external audio meatus, walking the quays and whispering, 'Has anything else been inserted into your anus?… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“I will pull your pancreas out through your nose and feed it back to you in a drip inserted into your anus is that clear?” — Sara Wolf Copy Share Image
