Goals Quote by David Sedaris

“You must be careful when placing items up your anus.”

— Richard Villar

“My anus, like the inside of my nose, is something I can finger but can't examine.”

— Bia Lowe

“I wanted to put on earphones and plug into her and know what she was hearing when her fingers performed.”

— Tammara Webber

“I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers,…

— John Zakour

“What about little microphones? What if everyone swallowed them, and they played the sounds of our hearts through little speakers, which could be in…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Successive bursts of static came through the headphones, against a background of deep, low-pitched murmuring, which seemed to me the very voice of the…

— Stanislaw Lem

“In La Spezia, we settle into our seats on the train that will bring us all the way to Naples. Nina and I take…

— Kristin Rae

“Now I sat at the small table in my apartment. There was the hum of the room. The sound of the blade cutting through…

— Alexander Maksik

“Havens reached into his ear and pinched enough of the latex with his fingernails to withdraw the device. He dropped it on the ground…

— J.T. Patten

“Use your eyes. Use your ears. Use your brains---if you've got any. And, if necessary--act.”

— Agatha Christie

“was half out the door when the chipset installed at the base of my skull thrummed; a haptic tap, like a finger poking at…

— K.C. Alexander

“I'd never been this close to the Obscure Object before. It was hard on my organism. My nervous system launched into "Flight of the…

— Jeffrey Eugenides