Funny Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hollywood Marriage Success
In Hollywood, after you get a little success, the next thing you usually get is a divorce. — Dan Dailey Copy Share Image
You know, marriage is making a big comeback. I know personally that in Hollywood people are marrying people they never married before. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, all marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes the problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, it seems that the people least successful at being married are the ones most eager to tie the knot over and over… — Emily V. Gordon Copy Share Image
It's amazing marrying someone who wants nothing to do with Hollywood. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
A lot of Hollywood couples get married young and wind up growing out of their relationship. — Patti Stanger Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is no bigger commitment you can make than to a TV series. Even marriages pale in comparison. Marriages don't require signing… — Carlton Cuse Copy Share Image
When you work as actors in this business, you spend a lot of time apart. That's why a lot of marriages fail. It's not… — Boris Kodjoe Copy Share Image
I think what destroys Hollywood marriages is our work schedule, not so much infidelity. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
Hollywood is the only place in the world where an amicable divorce means each one gets fifty percent of the publicity. — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
