Humor Quote by Nicki Elson Download Open image ““I know every guy here, and they’re all pretty much jerks.”” — Nicki Elson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romance
“But, really, are there any guys out there who aren’t jerks? I don’t even know any grown-up men who aren’t jerks.” — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
“I get along with everybody. You know this because everybody is a jerk, yet when all these jerks meet me they are perfectly nice… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, we're all jerks at one time or another. Don't beat yourself up over it.” — Sarah Felix Burns Copy Share Image
“But, I've learned, as we all must, that adults are jerks too. At least some of them. And that's why I feel so strongly… — Clinton Kelly Copy Share Image
“I guess you don't know what kind of guy you are until you start acting like one.” — Brock Clarke Copy Share Image
“Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.” — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, when you’re not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when… — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
“What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Me? I go wherever the wind blows…and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
“You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?” — Nicki Elson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
