Humor Quote by Molly Harper

“She gave me a pain in the ass, but she was very good looking.”

— J.D. Salinger

“It was the look on her face when she said it. And how much she meant it. It suddenly made everything seem like it…

— Stephen Chbosky

“She brought me back from the dead. I never realized how ugly my insides were until she showed me what beauty really was.”

— Christine Zolendz

“And then he'd rub his cheeks with cold cream because he'd just shaved and the tears stung.”

— Thomas Mann

“He had a new girl, and I told him she looked like Marilyn Monroe. He smiled because he thought I meant she was beautiful,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I wanted to know how ugly I could get, how ruined and ugly and spoiled, before they stopped trying to fuck me. I didn't…

— Emma Forrest

“Her lips pursed. My palms went damp. Her fangs were out, as pointed and delicate as little bone daggers. "That’s disappointing, Solange." I was…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“He was sort of beautiful. In his own dark, depressing way, but still. She was going to miss that stupid fucking beautiful face.”

— Allie Burke

“His excuse made the corners of my mouth turn up. “You think I’m beautiful?” He frowned with disgust. “You’re gorgeous and you know it.…

— Jamie McGuire

“Freshly shaven cheeks; full, sexy lips; golden-brown eyes and, judging from what she’d landed against, a rock-hard chest made entirely of muscle. And then…

— Marie Force

“It felt as if her goodness could actually be enough to heal my ugliness.”

— Jessica Hawkins

“I disappeared back in the kitchen, shaking my head, trying to dislodge the image of Sully’s ass that had burned itself into my retinas.…

— Callie Hart