““Horace felt an overwhelming need to sneeze. He tried to smother the sound, but only succeeded in making it louder. Will looked up angrily, shaking his head in disbelief. "Will you shut up?" he said tautly. Horace shrugged in apology. "I'm sorry," he said. "I sneezed. A person can't help it when they sneeze." "Perhaps not. But you could try to make it sound a little less like an elephant trumpeting in agony," Will told him. Horace wasn't prepared to take that lying down. Crouching down, perhaps. But lying down, never. "And of course, you'd know what an elephant sounds like! Have you ever heard an elephant?" he challenged. But Will was unabashed by his logic."No," he said."But I'm sure it couldn't be any louder than that sneeze.””
