Humor Quotes by John Flanagan

“My leg hurts," the soldier whined. "Of course it does," Halt told him. "I put an arrow through it. Did you expect…

— John Flanagan

“Anything happening,” she whispered. “Aside from you blundering about like a lost elephant?” he asked, in the same low tone. She nodded,…

— John Flanagan

“Next flute player I meet,” said Gilan with grim humor,“I’m going to split his lip for him.”

— John Flanagan

“Only if you're a numbskull." "Numbskull yourself! Want me to numb your skull with this shovel?”

— John Flanagan

“Welcome to Shelter Bay,' he said to Stig. 'Is that what it's called?' Hal gave him a tired grin. 'It is now'.”

— John Flanagan

“Then her mother – as skilled in the art of ambush as most mothers are – startled her with her furious, echoing roar.”

— John Flanagan

“You'll like it less when you hear what they've been building. It's a big raised platform at the end of the square…

— John Flanagan

“How can you sleep at a time like this?” she asked, but the only answer was a low snore. She looked at…

— John Flanagan

Without thinking, [Will] spoke. 'Halt? Are you awake?' 'No.' The ill humor in the one-word reply was unmistakable. 'Oh. Sorry.' 'Shut up.'…

— John Flanagan

“Don’t talk to your horse, dear. People are watching,” Pauline said quietly. Halt turned a perplexed look toward her. “How do you…

— John Flanagan

“Gilan,” she said, “you’re looking well.” And apart from those wrinkles, he was. He smiled at her. “And you grow more beautiful…

— John Flanagan

“He looked up as the party emerged and nickered a soft hello to his master, who was dressed in an unfamiliar green…

— John Flanagan