Funny Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Two
I like anchovies, and I don't tell everybody about them. Almost every time, they don't even notice. — Mario Batali Copy Share Image
My favorite topping is one that a lot of people don't like. I love anchovies. — Parker J. Palmer Copy Share Image
I love anchovies in sauces, but on their own, they're repellent: their lurid pink bodies spook me out. — Sophie Dahl Copy Share Image
Add anchovies to almost anything, in moderation, and it will taste better. — Jay McInerney Copy Share Image
I also like a great Caesar salad with anchovies, although I don't know why some places say 'with anchovies.' If you're making a proper… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
There are only two people in 'Eat' - myself and my favorite cat, Pachiki - and for 40 minutes, I eat one mushroom. — Robert Indiana Copy Share Image
If you look at my plate, I only have salad, chicken, and juice, and that's how I am. — Sana Khan Copy Share Image
Stop! Stop! I admit it! My people ate them all! We kept saying "One more can't hurt" and then they were gone, we're sorry! — Zoidberg Copy Share Image
I ate two waffles, a banana and cereal with blueberries. And that whas between my two breakfasts. — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
