Humor Quote by Mark Twain

“In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer,’” she said absently. “What?” “Mark Twain.”

— Cherise Sinclair

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

— Mark Twain

Under certain circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

— Mark Twain

“My profanity has a certain religious flavor that can only be learned through a lifetime of Catholic education.”

— Emma Chase

In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even to prayer.

— Mark Twain

“I can confidently say that stories of pain and courage almost always include two things: praying and cussing. Sometimes at the exact same time.”

— Brené Brown

“Profanity is the name given to the defilement of the sanctity of human life.”

— Michael Bassey Johnson

“If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be -- a Christian. Samuel Clemens "Mark Twain", American author and humorist”

— George Washington

“I am not much given to profanity, but when I am sorely aggravated and vexed in spirit I declare to you that it comes…

— Anonymous

“Gramps always says people only swear because their vocabulary is limited...In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity furnishes a relief denied even…

— Cherise Sinclair

“This quote is often falsely attributed to Mark Twain.”

— Randall Munroe

“As Mark Twain is reputed to have said, “Some of the worst things in my life never even happened.”

— Anonymous