Humor Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

“Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut?”

— Kurt Vonnegut Jr

“Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.”

— Stephen King

“Think I'll go eat me a doughnut and take me a nap.”

— Ray Bradbury

“You hit her with a box of donuts?”

— Kirkus MacGowan

“You never get used to being slotted into a giant doughnut's vagina.”

— Sara Wolf

“Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts.”

— Shannon Wiersbitzky

“Darla, why would you choose the plain glazed donut? Why not the frosted, fritter, maple, or cro-nut? ... It's the dough inside that matters!”

— Benjamin Lee

“Eat a donut in the face, not its asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Have a donut. Be glad there are donuts in this universe.”

— Matthew Rave

“I'll take a donut over a man any day of the week.”

— Janet Evanovich

“Don't just stand there like a big fucking muffin!”

— Gordon Ramsay

“Why don't you just order the fucking cheesecake?”

— Amy Guth