Funny Quote by Jay Leno Download Open image “Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!” — Jay Leno ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Men Today Valentine Valentine 's day Valentines day
Today is February 14th - St. Valentine's day. Women call it Love day, while men name it as Extortion day. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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There shouldn't be any day like Valentine's Day.Because for lovers every day is a Valentine's day and for singles it really doesn't matter! — Bibeka Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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Donald Trump said he will not decide about a possible run for the presidency until after the current season of Celebrity Apprentice wraps up.… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
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