Cost Quote by Jay Leno

Flowers would be wasted on me. I don't like valentines. I don't need gifts. I'm a pragmatic romantic.

— Lisa Jewell

Give Your loved one's their flowers today, dont wait until they're dead and gone to express how much you love them.

— Meesha B

Don't wait until people are dead to give them flowers.

— Sean Covey

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

— George Carlin

Send me flowers while I'm alive. They won't do me a damn bit of good after I'm dead.

— Joan Crawford

A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you're single: priceless!

— Anonymous

who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.

— Anonymous

Send me dead flowers to my wedding and I won't forget to put roses on your grave.

— The Rolling Stones

Here's my problem. On Valentine's Day the flowers are wilting and so am I.

— David Letterman

Why send roses? Wouldnt it be more romantic to deliver a dozen orgasms? For only $19.95, Ill deliver them to your woman any day…

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

Buying flowers is not just a way to bring home beauty. It's an expression of confidence that better days are coming. It's a defiant…

— Pearl Cleage

May those whose hell it is to hate and hurt be turned into lovers bringing flowers.

— Shantideva