Hot Quote by Jay Leno

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— Michelle Hughes

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— Harper Sloan

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— Lyra Parish

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— M. Leighton

Going to McDonald's to get a salad is like going to a brothel for a hug.

— Anonymous

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— R.S. Grey

I always thought you can't be good at food and sex but I would rather he didn't order in the sex!

— Kate Beckinsale