Quote by John Mcclane Download Open image “No fucking shit, lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?” — John Mcclane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
My wife just asked me to do something she saw in a porn movie: order a pizza. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit… — Gareth Gates Copy Share Image
I'm a picky eater, so, often, if I can't find something to eat at catering, I order pizza. — Lili Reinhart Copy Share Image
Damn girl are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet because I'm not feeling it right now but I see u over there doing… — Alfaaz Copy Share Image
In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. — Jimmy Carr Copy Share Image
Please go to this pizzeria. Order the margherita pizza with double mozzarella. If you do not eat this pizza when you are in Naples,… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
“Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.” — John McClane Copy Share Image
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em! — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be,… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
