Quote by John Mcclane Download Open image “Does this shit have airbags?” — John Mcclane ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
If the handbag could think, it would have a terrific inferiority feeling, because, not having been bought, it would feel useless. — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
Handbags, dude. It's all about the handbags. I have quite a few purses that I spend a good deal of money on - that's… — Retta Copy Share Image
One day you do meet a man who kisses you and you can't breathe around it and you realize you don't need air. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“Ummm…what the hell is that?” Kevin asked, looking at the table in the trailer. “Manure,” I answered. “Really?” “No. Not really,” I sighed. “It’s… — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
“Just a fly in the ointment, Hans. The monkey in the wrench. The pain in the ass.” — John McClane Copy Share Image
You throw quite a party. I didn't realize they celebrated Christmas in Japan. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I promise I will never even THINK about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die. — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
I'm gonna go kill this guy and get my daughter. Or go get my daughter and kill this guy. Or kill all of 'em! — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image
All you gotta do is go pick up a kid in New Jersey and drive him down to D.C. How hard can that be,… — John Mcclane Copy Share Image