Airbags Quote by Phyllis Diller

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.

— Phyllis Diller

I'm a believer in air bags.

— El-P

Does this shit have airbags?

— John Mcclane

It's going to be really weird when I'm 80 years old, in a walker, and people are still calling me America's sweetheart. We need…

— Mary Lou Retton

I've been driving since I was 19 years old.

— Kathleen Wynne

When you're a kid, you think you can jump out the window and be okay. But when you get older, you think, "Wait a…

— Ralph Lauren

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.

— Golda Meir

People say, 'You're old.' Old ain't nothing. You've got new cars that break down and old cars that pass them.

— Charles Oakley

You know you're old when the president is younger than you.

— Steve Kangas

The moment you are old enough to take the wheel, responsibility lies with you.

— J. K. Rowling

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

— Jerry Seinfeld

The only thing that makes me feel old is when I can see your ankles and you have on pants.

— Jalen Rose