Airbags Quote by Red Buttons Download Open image “Lee Iacocca, who said to Dolly Parton, Why do you need an airbag? Never got a dinner!” — Red Buttons ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Airbags Dinner Dolly Parton Lee Iacocca Needs Said
Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
“Instead he looks over at her, his whole world, and realizes the passenger's side airbag didn't deploy.” — Kelley York Copy Share Image
“My air bag went off this morning. I told her to shut the hell up.” — Robert Leland Taylor Copy Share Image
“Dolly Parton to my..well, ;et's just say that the greatly endowed wagon had passed me by.” — Rachel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
“Alex the pilot heaved a sigh and said, “I am required by FAA regulations . . . blah blah . . . seat belt . . . blah . . .” — Thea Harrison Copy Share Image
“Rolls Royce drives up to the door after lunch and waits for half an hour while we all hunt for Aunt Ethel’s bag, which… — D.E. Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Miz Ellen, what do you carry in that handbag of yours that has enough wallop to knock down a full-grown man? - Dan Landry” — Barbara Falkenrath Copy Share Image
“Her real purse was shoved under the passenger seat, stuffed full of receipts and Kleenex and hand sanitizer and Band-Aids and cough drops and… — Victoria Helen Stone Copy Share Image
“It's about picking which baggage is worth carrying with you later, when you go into the real world, where people don't want to hear… — Caroline Burau Copy Share Image
Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.” — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Ironically my brother died in a car accident shortly after Airbag was recorded. He's not an identical twin so I didn't care. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
A 99% Value-at-Risk calculation does not evaluate what happens in the last one percent... This is like an airbag that works all the time,… — David Einhorn Copy Share Image
Nissan is recalling almost 135,000 Infiniti G35s to address an airbag problem. When Toyota heard that, they said, 'Airbags! I knew we forgot something.' — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
In an interstellar burst, I am back to save the universe. In a deep deep sleep of the innocent, I am born again. In… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
