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“Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didn't want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!”

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Sonny Von Bulow, who said to her husband Claus on their honeymoon, Stop needling me. Never got a dinner!

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Moshe Dayan, who donated his eye to CBS. Never got a dinner!

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Dolly Parton, who said to her doctor, Are you sure it's a chest cold? Never got a dinner!

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If I lose show business - I'll really be an orphan!

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Adam, who said to our Lord in the Garden of Eden, I got more ribs - you got more broads? Never got a dinner!

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Eve said to the serpent, “You know I could go for a bite to eat, but I don't know you from Adam.”

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E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!

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Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

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Goliath's mother, who said to Goliath, Stop running around with David! You're always coming home stoned! Never got a dinner!

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Simon Peter, who embarrassed the other disciples at the Last Supper by asking for seconds. Never got a dinner!

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Jacques Cousteau, the last man to see Jimmy Hoffa. Never got a dinner!

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Amelia Earhart, who said, Stop looking for me; see if you can find my luggage! Never got a dinner!

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