Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““This is like ordering someone to find you attractive, and it doesn’t work. I’ve tried it.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Obviously the best way to attract someone is to pretend to be someone you're not.” — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
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“– first visual impressions are everything. If we’re not attracted to you, we won’t ask you out and we’ll never know how smart and… — Joanna Bolouri Copy Share Image
“THE SINGLE WOMAN SAYS: No matter how attractive a person’s potential may be…you have to date their reality.” — Mandy Hale Copy Share Image
“No matter how attractive a person's potential may be, you have to date their reality.” — Mandy Hale Copy Share Image
“You know damn well that it doesn’t really matter what’s going on in your life, who you just lost, how much you hate the… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
“I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t tell people we’re an item. It was nice of you to take me to dinner and I had… — Devney Perry Copy Share Image
“If people I don't care for are attracted to me, I accept it as the wages of beauty.” — Banana Yoshimoto Copy Share Image
“Remember, it is ultimately your mind which makes anything attractive or unattractive. It is you who is the deciding factor.” — Osho Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image