60th birthday Quote by Jay Leno

If what I've been told is true - and I believe it is, General David Petraeus, a commander with soldiers deployed in two theaters…

— Eric Massa

The funny thing is that Dick Cheney has done more than anybody in the White House for quite a long time to throw up…

— Barton Gellman

President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most romantic Valentine's gift today, a huge rose garden. Where would he get…

— Jay Leno

“I never performed for George W. Bush, and wouldn’t have. I disliked the man intensely. I thought he was a dunderhead, without intellect. And…

— Graham Nash

I wrote a lot about Cheney in 'The New Yorker,' but I wrote very little of what I know. The only time I ever…

— Seymour Hersh

When George W. Bush picked Dick Cheney, it was a reassuring sign that the Texas governor would have an experienced, prudent voice at his…

— Jeff Greenfield

There were 14,000 people at the rally for the president in Ohio. There were another 8,000 people in Virginia. If all 22,000 of those…

— Austan Goolsbee

Dick Dart emerged from the ether during a flight from New York with my wife and children to Puerto Rico.

— Peter Straub

You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But you can…

— Jack Abramoff

I met Clinton at a benefit for teachers, which was a very good charity, but I met him for about 90 seconds, and I…

— Julie Bowen

Pablo gave me gifts any billionaire gives his girlfriend: a crocodile wallet, a trip. I imagine that Trump gave Melania wallets.

— Virginia Vallejo

The top group of fundraisers for Mr. Obama raised $457,834 for his 2008 campaign - and were approved for federal grants and loans of…

— Jack Kelly