Children Quote by Peter Straub

Bitch please, if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.

— Anonymous

Burt Reynolds, the first time I met him, he introduced me at Madison Square Garden at Wrestlemania X.

— Roddy Piper

At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterward he…

— Jay Leno

I was obsessed with Philip K. Dick.

— El-P

I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph.

— David Hasselhoff

“In 1982, Larry Walters flew across Los Angeles in a lawn chair lifted by weather balloons, eventually reaching several miles in altitude. After passing…

— Randall Munroe

I have a curious and apprehensive feeling as I watch JFK that he is sort of an Indian snake charmer.

— Dean Acheson

Two planeloads of California actors and directors flew to Washington in support of the Hollywood Ten, and some of us, like John Garfield, came…

— Sam Wanamaker

My dad is a pilot so I think I was born with the travel bug.

— Isabel Lucas

“Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and had my…

— Meghan March

Dick Clark and I had such a hysterical relationship with each other.

— Vicki Lawrence

I delivered dartboards to pubs. That wasn't when I knew I wanted to be a poet, but it was when I knew I did…

— Tim Key