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Fired Quote by Meghan March

“Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and had my prototypes sent to my office. The boxes got piled up outside my cube, and a coworker of mine decided she had to know what was in them, so she opened one. Apparently she wasn’t used to…” quote by Meghan March
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““Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and had my prototypes sent to my office. The boxes got piled up outside my cube, and a coworker of mine decided she had to know what was in them, so she opened one. Apparently she wasn’t used to being wrist-deep in dicks because she freaked and dropped one on the floor, which of course turned on and vibrated its way just far enough into the hall for a senior VP to trip on. He landed face-first on the floor, broke a wrist and chipped a tooth, and I had to explain that my dick was the culprit.””

Meghan March

About This Quote

Source Interview: Podcast episode, 2023

A workplace mishap involving a novelty item caused a chain reaction leading to injury and job loss.

In simple terms: A prank went wrong, causing a serious accident and firing.

Key Takeaway

Be cautious with office jokes and prototypes.

Themes

professionalism risk consequences

Mood

anxious reflective

Type

cautionary anecdotal

When to use this quote

  • team meetings
  • product testing
  • office etiquette
  • risk assessment

Key Concepts

office culture humor safety

Questions to Reflect On

  • How could the situation have been avoided?
  • What policies could prevent such accidents?
A Different Perspective

Humor can mask serious safety hazards.

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