Fired Quote by Meghan March
““Yep. A box of dicks, if you will. Actually, that’s how I got fired.” “What do you mean?” “I screwed up and had my prototypes sent to my office. The boxes got piled up outside my cube, and a coworker of mine decided she had to know what was in them, so she opened one. Apparently she wasn’t used to being wrist-deep in dicks because she freaked and dropped one on the floor, which of course turned on and vibrated its way just far enough into the hall for a senior VP to trip on. He landed face-first on the floor, broke a wrist and chipped a tooth, and I had to explain that my dick was the culprit.””
About This Quote
Source Interview: Podcast episode, 2023
A workplace mishap involving a novelty item caused a chain reaction leading to injury and job loss.
In simple terms: A prank went wrong, causing a serious accident and firing.
Be cautious with office jokes and prototypes.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- team meetings
- product testing
- office etiquette
- risk assessment
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How could the situation have been avoided?
- What policies could prevent such accidents?
Humor can mask serious safety hazards.