Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“My brother’s a big dog guy. He’s 7’2” and half man, half man’s best friend.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There will always be something a little off, but like a three-legged dog, you’ll learn to walk again.” — Renee Carlino Copy Share Image
“I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet.” — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
“Dear God, please help me to be the kind of person who my dogs think I am.” — Jerrie Brock Copy Share Image
“Bradley shook his head in amusement, "For twins, you and your brother are nothing alike. I used to wonder what it would be like… — Nicole Sager Copy Share Image
“At nearly six feet, she's only a few inches shorter than him and every bit as stubborn. At times like this I wonder if… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
