Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““This is a cat’s world, and man’s just allowed to share in it.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A cat is basically a great egomaniac who keeps the human company as long as it pleases itself.” — M.Z.Riffi Copy Share Image
“The cat . . . is for the man who appreciates beauty as the one living force in a blind and purposeless universe.” — H.P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
“Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“A cat is an excuse for a lonely woman to talk to herself. That's what a cat is.” — Mark Helprin Copy Share Image
“There should always be one more cat than person, so everyone has one to pet, and I have two to myself.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Either you like cats or you don't. Whole nations have been divided on what people thought of an animal that mates openly, walks in… — John Hillaby Copy Share Image
“He and the Cat looked at each other across that impassable barrier of silence which had been set between man and beast from the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Let us love dogs; let us only love dogs. Men and cats are unworthy creatures.” — Maria Konstantinova Bashkirtseff Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
