Absurd Quote by Jarod Kintz

“The silent workers get lost in the endless darkness of the corporate world.”

— Abhishek Ratna

“Your cousin Maureen just got a job at the button factory. They're probably still hiring." Helen Plum”

— Janet Evanovich

“Not just a job, but a lifestyle,” Granny often snorts. Mum is not someone you go with, she’s someone you follow.”

— Fredrik Backman

“She raised her sad blue eyes to mine. "It's going to be so boring here without you. And I'm going to have to deal…

— Shannon Greenland

“mothers lie. It´s in the job description.”

— John Green

“I've been a perfect lady my entire life, and somebody just tried to shoot me, anyway. Grandmother was wrong. Goodness is not its own…

— Susan Andersen

“I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“That’s all marketing is: making Grandma happy.”

— B.J. Mendelson

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could listen in a cutting way. She could make something…

— Terry Pratchett

“sitting in Grandmother's old wicker chair and littering my porch with her foolish young life.”

— Wallace Stegner

“As she passed her son-in-law’s room, she would repeat a joke she had heard from the workers at the factory: ‘We, the owners, must…

— Vasily Grossman

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let it grow in my neighbor’s yard.”

— Jarod Kintz