Right now Quote by Jarod Kintz

“I was driving on the highway and saw an orange sign on the side of the road that said, “Shoulder Work,” and I thought,…

— Jarod Kintz

“I got tapped for the job position. As soon as I felt it on my shoulder, I turned around and my boss told me.”

— Jarod Kintz

I walked in on my folks doing it doggy style less than four hours ago." "Waitress!" Jonas screamed, clicking his fingers madly. "Bring two!"…

— MaryJanice Davidson

“I clutched the armrest when she gunned the engine on the freeway and cut off a minivan. “That big red shiny thing inches from…

— Katie McGarry

“Stop the car,” I said suddenly, just before we crossed the county line. Before the pickup even came to a complete stop, I opened…

— Ree Drummond

“You got pulled over on the Autobahn?”

— Shelly Laurenston

I'm sitting, waiting to get on the freeway, and I'm waiting my ass off. I look over at the side of the road, and…

— Doug Benson

“I first saw you as you crossed the street. It was then that my heart began a brand new beat. As I continued to…

— Carl Busby Sr

“But my back hurt like hell. I never realized how much pain three cracked vertebrae could inflict on a guy. Of course, I never…

— Marcus Luttrell

“As I sat up I turned my head to the side, but immediately straightened it again when I felt a sharp pain shoot through…

— Jennifer Starzec

“shoulders. Later, he’d”

— Erik Valeur

“He huffed. I twisted to the left, leaned over him, and reached around his body. “What are you doing?” he asked, alarmed. “I’m hugging…

— Wynne Channing