Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““Speed dating is great, because when that bell rings, I drool like Pavlov’s dog.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?” — Neil Leckman Copy Share Image
I've never been speed dating! I sort of wish I had, just for the experience of it. — America Ferrera Copy Share Image
“The last time I went speed dating, I brought a radar gun. I got clocked at over 70 miles per hour.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I swear off dating until someone new and amazing sweeps me off my feet and makes me forget all the hard parts of falling… — Ted Michael Copy Share Image
“When it comes to love, dogs make pretty steep competition for us people. And rightly so.” — Julia Glass Copy Share Image
“I know that I have shitty timing, because we’re both getting ready to move in different directions, but I’ve gotten really good at loving… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“Dating today can feel like a maze, full of twists, turns, and unexpected dead ends.” — Ronen Dancziger Copy Share Image
“If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say we’re moving too fast in our relationship?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Walking with my doggy is so much fun! And she makes me laugh, she makes me run. Licking she likes to make some good… — Ana Claudia Antunes Copy Share Image
“We meet wonderful people, but lose them in our busyness. We’re, as the saying goes, all over the place. Steadfastness, it seems, is more… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
