Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“once the cow’s been milked there’s no squirting the cream back up her udder.”

— George R.R. Martin

“It was a fine cow, as cows go, but, like so many cows, it lacked sustained dramatic interest.”

— P. G. Wodehouse

“I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I've just finished my milk.”

— Maurice Moss

“Very few things escape my attention in the springlands—even the plucking of a flower.” I looked at the cowslip guiltily.”

— Margaret Rogerson

“A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Unable to farm the area where they now lived, many turned to logging and working in small sawmills. Some men raised cattle and became…

— Ora-Jay Eash

“I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.”

— Abigail Roux

“Did you ever stop to consider the person who first discovered milk? It took a lot of nerve to be the first man to…

— Sam Torode

“Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank.…

— Dave Barry

“I used to live in a seedy section of town. There were a lot of farmers in the area.”

— Jarod Kintz