Parenting Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis. ”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Parenting
“Sam.” Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable. “I… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“My father used to say women yapped too much, that some women would be better off not talking at all. So I’d grown up… — Lisa Ko Copy Share Image
“This was, I sometimes thought, the last gift my father gave me. And the best: His death stood out as the supreme-o excuse for… — Jerry Stahl Copy Share Image
“It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I'll bet your dad keeps all those memories propped up on the walls of his heart. When he gets lonely, he takes one down… — Natalie Lloyd Copy Share Image
“years, whenever he wasn’t working overtime, my daddy came to get me almost every Friday night and every school vacation. He returned me to… — Donna Mabry Copy Share Image
“Something had happened. The bath towels knew it, the bathtub and the toilet knew it. My father turned and walked out the door. He… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“No, I've been doing this myself forever. I could have gone in here myself, but my daddy doesn't want me to get raped. That… — Gabrielle Zevin Copy Share Image
“Seeing my father behind a thick glass wall in an orange jumpsuit was hammering it home, that life as I knew it was about… — Winter Travers Copy Share Image
“I hit him so hard spittle and blood flew from his mouth onto a woman’s blouse four feet away. I drove my fist into… — James Lee Burke Copy Share Image
“My body is broken. I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be ashamed.” — J.R.R. Tolkien Copy Share Image
“When I got to college, when I finally fled the suffocation that I'd built around myself—because, to my father's credit, he'd never asked me… — Allison Winn Scotch Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
Of all the people who have affected my life and influenced the choices I've made, none has been more important than my father. I… — Teddy Atlas Copy Share Image
“William didn't look like he'd be difficult about anything - he was thin and sandy-haired and already wore eyeglasses like his father. Most of… — Patricia C. Wrede Copy Share Image
I know for my wife and I, we always loved the idea of being young parents. It is an incredibly inspiring and challenging job… — Taylor Hanson Copy Share Image
“Conception is the beginning of human life. From the time that an ovum is fertilized a new life begins that is neither that of… — Declaration on Procured Abortion Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith 1974 Copy Share Image
“As members of the Church, there are things you cannot do. For one, you cannot take a Las Vegas-style vacation. I do not know… — William Grant Bangerter Copy Share Image
“That’s all! Now either leave us alone or join us as a father rather than a receiver of sacrifices. You have the choice of… — Dan Simmons Copy Share Image
(knitting while on a motorcycle) "For several years she knitted in secret (my father would not approve; she was to concentrate on motorcycling and… — Elizabeth Zimmermann Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
My parents were not musical, and they were not effervescent people; everything was very quiet. The music that I played was loud; it used… — Don McLean Copy Share Image
If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent. — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
