Parenting Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Happy Mother's Day!”

— LaNina King

“You know you have had a productive day when you run out of semen.”

— Jim Rose

“Everyday I've got is my Mother's Day!”

— Mohith Agadi

“Happy Mother's day .... Its mothering Sunday in England and I just wanted to take a min to honor all the mothers out there,…

— Miss Gath

“What I wouldn’t give to share one more morning with my dad.”

— Kathleen Long

“On this Mother's Day and every day before and after, I thank you God for the precious gift of my three children. I love…

— Ana Monnar

“At the bar, I asked her what she’d like to drink, hoping she’d reply, “Your semen.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Every day there’s something which makes me think ‘I’d better ask Dad about that, I wonder what Mother would say…’ and then I remember,…

— Simon R. Green

“I hope you grow up to be as good a mother as your father”

— Robert Rankin

“What about your mom?” “She offered to take me to Planned Parenthood to get the Pill and told me to make Adam get tested…

— Gayle Forman

“I yelled, wishing that the ground would open up and swallow me – or better yet, my parents.”

— Helen Keeble

“...now that I am a mother, I understand what Mother's Day is about: it's about looking through our lives and recognizing the act of…

— Shauna Niequist