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“Sam.” Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable. “I might have written an ode to his penis in iambic pentameter that goes on for forty-seven stanzas,” I admitted. “I feel better now that I’ve said that out loud.” “Of…” quote by T.J. Klune
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““Sam.” Only he could say my name with so much exasperation and fondness all at the same time. It was really quite remarkable. “I might have written an ode to his penis in iambic pentameter that goes on for forty-seven stanzas,” I admitted. “I feel better now that I’ve said that out loud.” “Of course you did.” Morgan sighed. “Did you know that penis doesn’t rhyme with as many things as one might think? That was a lesson I learned far too late.” “Oddly enough, I don’t spend time trying to rhyme words with penis .” “Wow,” I said. “You put a lot of disdain in such a short sentence. I wish I could do that.””

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