“It’s been said by many people that I look like I know what I’m doing.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“After all, one does not scream at lesbians in Doc Martens unless one wants to receive a penis kicking.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He was hard lines, chiseled flesh, bronzed skin. I was a marshmallow melting in a cup of cocoa.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I bet there’s like an Easter egg on one of the DVDs,” Sandy said, taking a drink of his tea. “A deleted… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He'll probably end up angling for a threesome. Then I'll have to get my animal name so I can be a part… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Take your pick. It literally could be any one of those things and many, many more. It's hard to live a morally… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“You think I gave you crack ?" "Maybe." Is there anything about me that screams crack?" He grinned as he swayed. "Your… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Now, you get to ask five questions. No more. Make them count.” “How old is he?” Kori blurted. “That wasn’t even a… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He snorted into his radicchio, which I admired because it was a pretty purple. The radicchio was purple, not his snort. Just… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Are you trying to protect me?" I asked, starting to get slightly pissed. "Dude. Knock it off. You're not my knight in… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I rolled my eyes as the elevator door opened. 'I was thinking more along the lines of Tick and Tock. You know… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I briefly considered getting a cat, but then decided against it because I didn’t want to be one of those people. You… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Seven smirked as he walked back over to me. "I gave you catharsis last night. Twice.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Then it was just the two of us. Me and Captain Hetero of the Straight Brigade.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“There's a seagull eating our food,' he told me, and it was the most romantic thing I'd ever heard.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Ix-nay!" I hissed at him. "Ix-nay!" I didn't know why I resorted to Pig Latin right then. It just seemed like the… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“More Latin?” I was going to need a fucking guidebook to keep track of a language I thought was as dead as… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“A travesty of epic proportions,” Tock agreed. “How much you wanna bet they couldn’t even turn the computer on?” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I wish someone had told you that you're a terrible liar so I wouldn't have to be the first one. I feel… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He couldn't believe it was only Wednesday. And it was made worse when he realized it was actually Tuesday.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“The big kid hasn't said anything yet. 'I do like hearing myself talk,' I say, 'only because I have a lot of… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“The whole gay thing. You know, I’ve been doing some research about that.” Uh-oh. “Have you?” “Yes.” I wait, but he just… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“I groaned. “You set me up!” “And it was surprisingly easy.” Dad laughed. “Geez. I don’t know how you weren’t kidnapped as a child… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Eric’s ass is so loose it sounds like wind blowing over a cave entrance when he walks.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Stop that.” “Stop what?” “You’re thinking too hard. I can see it on your face. Just be here. Right now. With me.” And how… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Life isn’t defined by how long it is. It’s the moments you have while you’re alive.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“But he came, when I was at my darkest. I prayed him down from the sky, and he came in a flash of blue… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“And I wished I could believe him. I wished with all that I had. And when you're eleven, you're on the cusp between still… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“He shakes his head miserably. “If only I’d gotten here sooner….” “You got here in plenty of time,” I say with a snort. “We’re… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“When you stand up for yourself, you never know if you’re standing up for someone who isn’t ready to do the same. And you… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Oh, Bear. Its always been you. It will always be you. I love you, and that‟s why it will always be enough” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“It’s been said by many people that I look like I know what I’m doing.” — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
“Billy leaned forward. 'What's he like?' he whispered conspiratorially. 'Who?' Tock asked, looking confused. 'Felix. The Split One. I heard he came in this… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
